The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Nic Cage and "The Bastard Child of Jason Biggs and DJ Qualls" team up to shove 150 minutes worth of Bruckheimer down our throats in his 2nd bid to turn a short Disney cartoon into a billion-dollar franchise. What? You're angry I don't describe the plot? Do you remember the plot of the original Sorcerer's Apprentice? Mickey steals the Sorcerer's wand since he's lazy and everything goes haywire. Look at this trailer and let me know if any of it makes sense . . . . .
Casey's Take: An increasingly homeless looking Nic Cage tells some loser he has to fight Alfred Molina and Disney makes more fun of Asians somehow. "Betta not bring yo' kids!"
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