Captain America: The First Avenger
Chris Evans sells his soul to Marvel for Six Films starting with this first foray into complete comic dominance of the cineplex for the next 10 years.
Casey's Take: Y'know in 1942 "Super Serum" was basically steroids right? If I invent a time machine I'll just send Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, and Lance Armstrong (yea I said it) to 1942, . . . . war will be over in a month . . .
Chris Evans sells his soul to Marvel for Six Films starting with this first foray into complete comic dominance of the cineplex for the next 10 years.
Casey's Take: Y'know in 1942 "Super Serum" was basically steroids right? If I invent a time machine I'll just send Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, and Lance Armstrong (yea I said it) to 1942, . . . . war will be over in a month . . .
Friends with Benefits
Justin Timberlake/Mila Kunis bangs Mila Kunis/Justin Timberlake for 60 minutes and legitimately doesn't care cause he/she's Justin Timberlake/Mila Kunis.
Casey's Take: This movie will be like every "Friends with Benefits" situation . . .good for the first 45 minutes (month 1) and then waaaaaay too much talking for 90 minutes (2 months), 10 minutes of hope and 20 minutes of shame and despair (1 week).
Final Take: You should probably just go see Harry Potter one more time . . .
