Tron: Legacy
Disney finally catches up with Nintendo and releases the Tron Version of Super Mario Bros. 2
Casey's Take: All the teenagers making out in the theater when you watch this film are on Ecstasy and thought they were going to a 3D Daft Punk concert . . . laugh at them . . .
Yogi and Boo-Boo embark on an adventure of epic proportions, which apparently means stealing a campsite and polluting a river.
Casey's Take: Let the awful 3D Hanna Barbera remakes commence now that Jack Hanna and Joseph Barbera are dead. Next up. Snagglepuss 3D: A Night on Fire Island
How Do You Know
A group of white people deal with their problems.
Casey's Take: All the old people making out in the theater during this movie are on Ecstasy and think their kids are gonna be at a . . whatchamacallit "Deaf Funk" concert until midnight so there is plenty of time left on the 36 hour Cialis countdown.