Friday, December 17, 2010

Opening December 17, 2010


Tron: Legacy

Disney finally catches up with Nintendo and releases the Tron Version of Super Mario Bros. 2



Casey's Take:  All the teenagers making out in the theater when you watch this film are on Ecstasy and thought they were going to a 3D Daft Punk concert . . . laugh at them . . .




Yogi Bear

Yogi and Boo-Boo embark on an adventure of epic proportions, which apparently means stealing a campsite and polluting a river.



Casey's Take:  Let the awful 3D Hanna Barbera remakes commence now that Jack Hanna and Joseph Barbera are dead. Next up.  Snagglepuss 3D:  A Night on Fire Island


How Do You Know

A group of white people deal with their problems.


Casey's Take:  All the old people making out in the theater during this movie are on Ecstasy and think their kids are gonna be at a  . .  whatchamacallit "Deaf Funk" concert until midnight so there is plenty of time left on the 36 hour Cialis countdown.

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