Opening Friday February 4, 2010

What's up Movie Crew!  Sorry for the Winter Hiatus.  There really haven't been any great movies so let the crap continue.  This weekend has some glorious time wasters coming out that'll be sure to bore you to tears.  Between really big caves, really crazy roommates, and Halle Berry in yet another nominated turn as a disturbed woman from the past, this weekend will make you stay home and boot up that Expendables Blu-Ray that's still in the wrapper.

Enjoy!  . . . Or Don't really, all these movies seem relatively bad.

The Roommate

A hot girl goes to college and lands a roommate with . . . issues.  Basically Single White Female for the 'tween set.

Casey's Take:  I had a roommate that I thought was crazy once .  . .and I married her . . .zing!

Sanctum

A group of spelunkers parachute into the world's largest caves and can't get out . . . in 3D!

Casey's Take:  So James Cameron decided that if people aren't impressed with 3D jumping out of the screen he'll just video people jumping into holes . . .on the screen. .  .in 3D . . .I'm confused.

What Women Want

A Chinese remake of the popular(?) Mel Gibson Helen Hunt film of the late 90s

Casey's Take:  I know what women DON'T want. . . .This .  . .

Midway to Heaven

A college age girl brings home her boyfriend to meet her widower father and hijinks ensue. . . .not really.

Casey's Take:  Outside of the beautiful shots of Colorado, or whereever they are, that was the most uninteresting trailer I've ever posted on this site.  

Waiting For Forever

Rachel Bilson and an actor whose career ends with this movie star in a film about two kids who grow up and realize that they may not feel the same about each other as the did at 10 years old.

Casey's Take:  Yet another hipster expects a girl way out of his league to pay attention to him because he's "quirky".  Note to Hollywood . . . . quit raising expectations and get with the program.  Ladies like manly shit.

  Note to Movie Crewers . . . this doesn't even come close to covering all the crap hitting the cineplex this weekend.  Expect a Saturday update tomorrow morning. . . . . 

Enjoy the Friday Funday!