Friday, June 4, 2010

Opening Friday June 4, 2010

Opening this week are movies about dogs, people, doctors, foreigners, science, religion, politics, and death.  Yup early summer crap that hopes to stick it out until 4th of July madness happens.  Enjoy!




Marmaduke


A Great Dane's life is "turned upside down" when his family relocates from Kansas to Los Angeles, CA.





Casey's Take:  Be sure to "Live Large" at the cinema this weekend, as "The Duke" goes "Off the Leash" to ruin your weekend. No one likes the comic, what makes anyone thinks this will go well?  Oh right, it's Hollywood.




Get Him to The Greek


Seth Rogen's smaller fatter friend, has 72 hours to get the rocker from Forgetting Sarah Marshall to the Greek  Arena in NYC from London to win "Da Band 5: More White People Than Ever"





Casey's Take:  The Apatow Crew returns to fine form in the most entertaining movie of the weekend.  To steal a quote:  "The 'Hair of the Dog' to last year's "Hangover".  Well I thought the Hangover sucked so let's try a better quote.  "The 'Early Morning Bong Hit' to last year's 'Hangover"  Russell Brand>Zach Galafinakis.




Living in Emergency


Set in war-torn Congo and post-conflict Liberia, LIVING IN EMERGENCY: STORIES OF DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS interweaves the stories of four volunteers as they struggle to provide emergency medical care under the most extreme conditions.





Casey's Take:  The feel good movie of the summer




Splice


An Experiment goes Horribly wrong when scientists use human DNA to create a hybrid creature.





Casey's Take:  If Gary Coleman lived long enough to reproduce with his wife their kid would look like Dren.


Too Soon?  Look at this couple




I rest my case . . . 




Raajneeti


Rivalry between two sets of cousins draws a man into the dark side of politics





Casey's Take:  Looks pretty interesting actually.  Dark side of politics?  You mean the intern killing, prostitute paying off, oil spill causing, senate seat selling, fake war-mongering, financial bailout having, sarah palin breathing,  side of politics?  Or are we referring to Sith Lords here?



The Killers

An assassin and his wife try to learn who is trying to kill them.


Casey's Take: I'm gonna guess that the Killer is "The Writers of Grey's Anatomy"

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Opening May 28, 2010

CMCers thanks for sticking it out over the past few weeks of non-updates. We seem to be back in action, so without further adieu . . .






Prince of Persia





Casey's Take:  Wow what a terrible description.  Anyways, all us Nerds know that this stands to be the best VideoGame adaptation of all Time.  With Bruckheimer's unnecessary production values and misogynist views of "strong" women in scant clothing this will be a summer hit.


Plus the ladies get to ogle this.











Picasso and Braque Go To The Movies

Sorry No Trailer

A Documentary about how film influenced the creators of Cubism.

Casey's Take:  Modern Art or "Crap" changed how we view the world, and this movie explores how Picasso and Braque pioneered untalented artists making a LOT of money and whining.




Agora

A slave turns to Christianity and falls in love with philosopher Hypatia of Alexandria.


Casey's Take:  What your Mom was wishing she was watching when your Dad drug her away from Sex and the City to see "Gladiator".  






Mademoiselle Chambon


A happily married man volunteers at his son's school and begins to fall in love with a teacher.





Casey's Take:  I love how "happily" married men always fall in love with other women.  That usually means that the man isn't "happy" or there's no such thing as "happily married".  Regardless, this movie represents (in my mind) the pinnacle of French movie making, semi-attractive gaunt older women, passably attractive out of shape older men with forlorn eyes, and once thing you Americans will never understand, "the language of subtlety".



Mimacs

A man and his friends devise a plan to blow up two weapons factories.


Casey's Take:  "Beeltejuice" + "Wanted" x "Amelie" = "Mimac"  This looks absolutely fantastic, don't wait until you're trying to get a BJ from your hipster girlfriend during "movie night", go see this in the theater.


Survival of The Dead


Residents of an island battle a zombie epidemic while searching for a cure.





Casey's Take:  George Romero keeps his career going by stealing everyone else's innovations on his own tired plot invention and throwing it all together in updated movies.  The title is very indicative of his revelance and possibly this blog.  Haha


Have fun at the movies!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Opening May 27, 2010

Who knew that watching four sexually frustrated middle age women would speak to the souls of 16-19 year old girls everywhere? Gay men.


Sex and The City 2

A horse and her friends escape the Belmont stakes and end up in the Desert where they ride camels and ignore the fact that their rights are being oppressed and complain about EVERTHING.



Casey's Take:  Why is this opening on a Thursday?  Cause it will take a full day for any woman to drag her man to this . . .

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Nightmare on Elm Street Trailer

In case you didn't notice Nightmaer on Elm Street came back. Starring Rorshach from the Watchmen

Unless you've got POW-WAH

Old School Summer Movie Funny

Summer Movie Trailer Mash - Up

What would happen two summer movie tentpoles happened to switch trailer audio tracks . . . .

Enjoy!

Inception vs. Toy Story 3

Friday, May 7, 2010

Summer Starts Tomorrow

Iron Man 2 opens tomorrow May 7, 2010 officially kicking off the Summer Movie Crew season. Looks like it's gonna be a huge one folks. We got a good crew hitting up the Summer Movie Madness tomorrow in IMAX!

So without further adieu . . . .

Iron Man 2

Robert Downey Jr. returns as Tony Stark the man everyone wants to be because he's like this. . .


His loyal secretary looks like this. . .





A mysterious woman who is interested in him looks like this . . .


And his cool black friend looks like this . . . 



The guy who hates him looks like this . . .


And he gets to fly around in this . .  .

Add some AC/DC and you get all this . . .



Which means more this...



See you at the movies! More summer updates to follow soon!