Go See SKYLINE - Opening 11.12.10

Skyline

A movie written by Casey's good friend Joshua Cordes . . . .so you better go see it!

Casey's Take;  Probably the best thing to ever happen to you . . .ever. Go See SKYLINE!

Opening October 22, 2010

Paranormal Activity 2

Some well to do yuppies with a baby and a couple of dogs (no less!) are terrorized by an invisible force . . . at night.

Casey's Take:  I'm gonna make a movie.  It's going to be call Weird Noises Downstairs . . .   It's going to be about a couple who watched Paranormal Activity too many times, and didn't realize that instead of ghosts and demons running around, they were just being robbed.

Hereafter

A surprisingly PhotoShopped Matt Damon is a psychic who struggles with being able to communicate with the dead.  Since it's soooo tough knowing what everyone in the world wants to know.

Casey's Take:  So this is what happens to you after the thing in Paranormal Activity finally gets you . . you get to kick it with Matt Damon for eternity.

Opening October 15, 2010

JackAss - 3D



Casey's Take:  Probably gonna be some 3D penis in this movie . . . .

NoWhere Boy



Casey's Take:  Your girl will go with you to JackAss if you pay for this movie first.

RED



Casey's Take:  Capable Older people are always cute and hilarious.

Opening Friday September 24, 2010

Wall Street:  Money Never Sleeps

Gordon Gekko returns from years of exile to take back the streets of New York . . . . Gekko style.

Casey's Take:  Just like the Fast and the Furious, to men who obviously love each other, release sexual tension through silly games involving money, fast vehicles, and power while the supposed objects of their affections (who are only in the movie to assert their heterosexuality), watch helplessly as their men circle jerk themselves to failure.

Est. Projection - $30 million

The Virginity Hit

A Nerd documents his Nerd friend attempt to lose his virginity.

Casey's Take:  Now that the American Pie Generation is old, the YouTube generation gives a crack at defining how tough it is for kids to "do it" . . . and no one still cares.

Est. Projection $11 million

Legends of the Guardians:  The Owls of Ga Roole

Owls do some shit with magic and armor and talk . . .

Casey's Take:  Oh, the team from "Happy Feet" made this movie?  That's like saying the team from Cleveland made a movie.  No one cares.  However the movie does look amazing.

Est. Projection  $45 million

You may have noticed I put projections after Casey's Take.  This is my prediction of how much a movie will make it's first weekend.  Feel free to make your own predictions in the comments.

Opening Friday Sept. 17, 2010

Devil

A group of random strangers are targeted by the Devil since everything happens for a reason . . ..




Casey's Take:  Since this is from the mind of M Night "Holy Shit is he worse than everyone thought" Shamayalan (sp?) it's probably terrible, but you never know, it looks intriguing.  My money is on the black guy.  Also, did you know that weird looking Indian Guy is married to Christina Hendricks?!?

I'd guess I'd agree to be in a M Night production if I was distracted by these every morning.  

He's probably the dumbest man alive . . . .  I wouldn't get anything done around those . . . I hope they have a maid. . . 

Opening September 10, 2010

Resident Evil:  Afterlife 3D

Milla Jovovich returns as Alice (a character NOT in the games), to kill the zombie horde once and for all . . . .

Casey's Take:  If there is one thing that will make Milla Jovovich an actress who is taken seriously besides zombies, monsters, kung-fu, guns, bullets, swords, cool computers, boobies, matrix-style flips, many other bad actors, Chris Tucker, and her husband Luc Besson, is a third dimension . . . . .of terror.

Opened Wednesday September 1, 2010

The American

An American assassin retreats to rural Italy for one last job . . . .

Casey's Take:  Taking any excuse to stay in Italy and chase babes half his age, Clooney hooks up with an acclaimed director to appear as if he just doesn't dial it in anymore.