Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
Gordon Gekko returns from years of exile to take back the streets of New York . . . . Gekko style.
Casey's Take: Just like the Fast and the Furious, to men who obviously love each other, release sexual tension through silly games involving money, fast vehicles, and power while the supposed objects of their affections (who are only in the movie to assert their heterosexuality), watch helplessly as their men circle jerk themselves to failure.
Est. Projection - $30 million
The Virginity Hit
A Nerd documents his Nerd friend attempt to lose his virginity.
Casey's Take: Now that the American Pie Generation is old, the YouTube generation gives a crack at defining how tough it is for kids to "do it" . . . and no one still cares.
Est. Projection $11 million
Legends of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga Roole
Owls do some shit with magic and armor and talk . . .
Casey's Take: Oh, the team from "Happy Feet" made this movie? That's like saying the team from Cleveland made a movie. No one cares. However the movie does look amazing.
Est. Projection $45 million
You may have noticed I put projections after Casey's Take. This is my prediction of how much a movie will make it's first weekend. Feel free to make your own predictions in the comments.
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