Update! Nicholas Sparks is a Dick

While doing research for "The Last Song" . . . (what? You think this shit writes itself?)  I stumbled across proof positive evidence that Nicholas Sparks sucks and that the old adage holds true.  "If you can't do . . .write" OR my new updated quote, "If you write a movie starring Miley Cyrus AND you compare yourself to Aeschylus you should probably DIAF".

Thanks to Lainey Gossip for the write-up.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicholas_Sparks_Miley_Cyrus_interview_with_USA_Today__1apr10.aspx

Just look at this pic!  If your mind doesn't immediately scream "Douche" you need glasses.