Opening August 27, 2010

Hey Casey's Movie Crew members . . . quite a bit of crap comin in hot to end the summer movie season.  Um . . .I guess enjoy it?  I would take the next couple of weeks to catch up on stuff you missed.

Anyways. . . here's the crap before the Fall Movie Season Starts next week with George Clooney in "The American"

The Last Exorcism

A fake priest encounters a real life demon while performing an exorcism in this thrilling mockumentary.

Casey's Take:  Hopefully this IS the last exorcism movie to come out for awhile . . .jeez.  I want to see a 45-year old black man get exorcised at least once, cause outside of that, if you're not a 13-19 year old Catholic white female . . . this shit won't scare you. 

Aashayein

A Bollywood flick about this guy named Aashayein who apparently is AMAZING.

Casey's Take:  So Aashayein is Indiana Jones, Powder, Smallville and Vicki Cristina Barcelona all in one mess of a musical movie.  Fantastic!  To prove my point here are some of the other posters for this film

I rest my case.

Centurion

A roman legion is captured and the survivors are pursued on the way back to Rome.



Casey's Take:  Gladiator (2000) + Financial Meltdown (2008) = Centurion (2010)

Takers

A group of felons get together for one last job . . . . blah blah blah, . . .guns . . . blah, boobies. . . .blah drugs . . .blah . . rap music . . .blah blah . . .Paul Walker looking confused . . .blah twist . ..blah end.

Casey's Take:  Here are the real life felonies for the cast - 

T.I. - Weapons Dealing and Drug Possession

Hayden Christensen - Star Wars Episodes I, II, and III

Matt Dillon - Being "That Racist White Guy" in "Black" movies (see Armored, Crash, etc.)

Idris Elba - Not being Stringer Bell 100% of the time . . and cheating on Beyonce (Obsessed)

Zoe Saldana - Being waay to hot and talented to be in soo many terrible movies (Losers, Takers, etc.)

Steve Harris - Being the successful, semi-abusive, non-Jesus lovin husband in ALL Tyler Perry movies.

Paul Walker - Having a lead foot (Fast and Furious) and a lead brain to match

Chris Brown - Using Rhianna as a punching bag, and not making better music to make up for it.